After the woman gave birth to her baby, the doctor
stood solemnly at her bedside.
"I have something I must tell you about your
baby.."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
"What's that?"
"It means your baby has both male and female
parts."
"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has
a penis and a brain?"