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Автор: innok 26.09.2008 - 18:52
--- Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners.

Read them carefully. Each is an artificial word with only one letter altered from a real word. Some are terrifically innovative: for example: Ignoranus



1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif



2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.



3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.



4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.



5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.



6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.



7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.



8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.



9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)



10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.



11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.



12. Glibido: All talk and no action



13. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.



14. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.



15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.



16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.



And, the pick of the lot...



17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


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