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| Кулинарный форум Хорошей кухни > Разговоры > Практика английского |
| Автор: innok 28.06.2008 - 01:59 |
| A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95, just outside Washington DC ; nothing's moving in either direction. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened...What's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Ried, and John Kerry; they are asking for a $100 million ransom. If their demands are not met, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon." the man answered. ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. "Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!" The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it ... and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday. |