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| Кулинарный форум Хорошей кухни > Разговоры > Практика английского |
| Автор: innok 15.10.2009 - 00:40 |
| Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, But I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he Would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office And asked 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, The Boss asked her ...And where do you think you're going?' (You're gonna love this.....) * * * * She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark! |